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Vin Desiel Vs Chuck Norris


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Poll: Vin Desiel Vs Chuck Norris (86 member(s) have cast votes)

Who would win this fight?

  1. Vin Desiel (30 votes [34.88%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.88%

  2. Chuck Norris (56 votes [65.12%])

    Percentage of vote: 65.12%

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#1 Prez

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:36 PM

Me i think Vin would rip his spine out and stare at him as he hits the ground :)

#2 A14

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:41 PM

chuck norris eats people like vin diesel for breakfast.
chuck norris is a champion.
vin diesel is an actor.
chuck norris would rip diesels head off.

#3 BreCalmor

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:42 PM

Actually, I don't know if Vin Diesel can do anything like the movies in real life...  Chuck Norris can...

So, it might be a toss up with out the stunt doubles...

#4 Uchiha-Sango

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:45 PM

Me thinks that kick boxing would own vin diesel.. not to mention anything else Chuck Norris is capable of O_o

furthermore... Vin Diesel has only had one nightmare in his lifetime. It involved Chuck Norris, and his murderous group of Oompa-Loompas.


Randoms facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris invented death just so he could kill people.

When Chuck Norris stares in the sky, clouds sweat out of fear. We call this rain.

Hiroshima was actually Chuck Norris pissing from a plane

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

The world was flat until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it, which made it curl up into a ball. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks tend to do that.

When Chuck Norris went to China he met Bruce Lee who wanted to see if Chuck Norris was as good a fighter as he had heard. When Chuck declined Bruce called him a pussy. Chuck responded by roundhouse kicking him in the face so hard that all Chinese peoples faces are flattened.

#5 snoopy-bam

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Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:56 PM

i would love to see vin win this one :) he is sexxxayyy

#6 hunterz

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:21 AM

chuckys getting old :P

#7 qazman

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Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:52 AM

What would happen if the two of them met?
I would say one of three things would happen.
Either Chuck Norris would stare at Vinny until his head exploded.
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Vin, who would laugh and bite off Norris' head at the SAME TIME.
Or the Universe would end.


Well heres the proof:

http://www.googlefig...d2=chuck norris

#8 ario

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 02:02 PM

chuck is too old.
vin would break him

#9 Artic

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Posted 17 December 2005 - 10:23 PM

I Vote Chuck Norris ALL The Way. Period.  *triniti

#10 augusteigth

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Posted 28 December 2005 - 12:16 AM

vin diesel would beat chuck norris hands down because.. well, he's vin diesel!
random vin diesel facts:
Vin Diesel doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Vin Diesel.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

#11 JAVA_Zealot

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Posted 02 January 2006 - 09:05 PM

Chuck Norris.  *triniti

View PostJAVA_Sango, on Dec 12 2005, 02:45 AM, said:

furthermore... Vin Diesel has only had one nightmare in his lifetime. It involved Chuck Norris, and his murderous group of Oompa-Loompas.

Now THAT is called scary..  *diablo

View PostJAVA_Sango, on Dec 12 2005, 02:45 AM, said:

When Chuck Norris went to China he met Bruce Lee who wanted to see if Chuck Norris was as good a fighter as he had heard. When Chuck declined Bruce called him a pussy. Chuck responded by roundhouse kicking him in the face so hard that all Chinese peoples faces are flattened.

One more Chuck Norris Fact involving Bruce Lee you forgot about..

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

#12 qazman

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Posted 08 January 2006 - 10:35 PM

Chuck Norris isnt gay... he simple ran out of women

#13 eagle-strike

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 01:25 AM

gotta go vin just cause chuck is old and frail, and vin is just a bad mofo. he'd simply offer chuck a ride in his nice new stolen vette, and launch it off a bridge and laugh at chucks having forgotten a parachute. End of story and fight :).

#14 KOK_Sparxxx

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 02:52 AM

Chuck norris would beat vin diesel neday cuz vin diesel is really gay...literally

#15 Mr.Snuggles

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 02:01 PM

What do you have to say about this Chuck!

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What kind of wuss gets broadsided by a plastic/rubber oar and gets knocked out? I mean come on...

And for the record, Mr.T > all, and I pitty the fool who thinks otherwise!

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 07:05 PM

I'm going with Chuck Norris on this one, I mean comon Vin Diesel spends most of his time running away...

Unless of course its the Vin Diesel from Pitch Black, then Chuckie is screwed.....

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Posted 19 February 2006 - 07:12 PM

First of all LOL at Mr.Snuggles  *acute

Norris is grey, old, and wrinkled.  That equals experience.  He was learning how to fight (and fight dirty) before most of us were probly even breathing.  

So, Norris will own little boy Vin easily. *suicide

#18 CyberKiLL

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:19 AM

i have one thing to say

chuck norris would do a roundhouse kick to vins head

and thats it

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:25 PM

Chuck Norris was stationed at Osan AFB in Pusan South Korea in the 60's.  It was here he started taking Tae Kwon Do classes.  When he returned to California he enrolled in a brand new school... Jeet Koon Do, which was ran by Bruce Lee.  The Master and Chuck became good friends, and it was Bruce that got Chuck into acting.  Chuck was a 5th dan black belt first, then he got into acting.

Vin Diesel on the other hand is an overpaid hack of an actor who manages to spend time in the gym once in a while.  He should thank god for special effects because he wouldn't last a minute in a real fight. (OW you bwoke ma nose!) Pffft.

Don't any of you guys ever watch A&E?

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 10:29 PM

Vin Desiel only because that body can whoop my ass any day! lol.