Vin Desiel Vs Chuck Norris
#1
Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:36 PM
#2
Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:41 PM
chuck norris is a champion.
vin diesel is an actor.
chuck norris would rip diesels head off.
#3
Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:42 PM
So, it might be a toss up with out the stunt doubles...
#4
Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:45 PM
furthermore... Vin Diesel has only had one nightmare in his lifetime. It involved Chuck Norris, and his murderous group of Oompa-Loompas.
Randoms facts about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris invented death just so he could kill people.
When Chuck Norris stares in the sky, clouds sweat out of fear. We call this rain.
Hiroshima was actually Chuck Norris pissing from a plane
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The world was flat until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it, which made it curl up into a ball. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks tend to do that.
When Chuck Norris went to China he met Bruce Lee who wanted to see if Chuck Norris was as good a fighter as he had heard. When Chuck declined Bruce called him a pussy. Chuck responded by roundhouse kicking him in the face so hard that all Chinese peoples faces are flattened.
#5
Posted 11 December 2005 - 10:56 PM
#6
Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:21 AM
#7
Posted 12 December 2005 - 12:52 AM
I would say one of three things would happen.
Either Chuck Norris would stare at Vinny until his head exploded.
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Vin, who would laugh and bite off Norris' head at the SAME TIME.
Or the Universe would end.
Well heres the proof:
http://www.googlefig...d2=chuck norris
#8
Posted 17 December 2005 - 02:02 PM
vin would break him
#9
Posted 17 December 2005 - 10:23 PM
#10
Posted 28 December 2005 - 12:16 AM
random vin diesel facts:
Vin Diesel doesn't have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Vin Diesel.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
#11
Posted 02 January 2006 - 09:05 PM
JAVA_Sango, on Dec 12 2005, 02:45 AM, said:
Now THAT is called scary.. *diablo
JAVA_Sango, on Dec 12 2005, 02:45 AM, said:
One more Chuck Norris Fact involving Bruce Lee you forgot about..
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
#12
Posted 08 January 2006 - 10:35 PM
#13
Posted 19 February 2006 - 01:25 AM
#14
Posted 19 February 2006 - 02:52 AM
#15
Posted 19 February 2006 - 02:01 PM
What kind of wuss gets broadsided by a plastic/rubber oar and gets knocked out? I mean come on...
And for the record, Mr.T > all, and I pitty the fool who thinks otherwise!
#16
Posted 19 February 2006 - 07:05 PM
Unless of course its the Vin Diesel from Pitch Black, then Chuckie is screwed.....
#17
Posted 19 February 2006 - 07:12 PM
Norris is grey, old, and wrinkled. That equals experience. He was learning how to fight (and fight dirty) before most of us were probly even breathing.
So, Norris will own little boy Vin easily. *suicide
#18
Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:19 AM
chuck norris would do a roundhouse kick to vins head
and thats it
#19
Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:25 PM
Vin Diesel on the other hand is an overpaid hack of an actor who manages to spend time in the gym once in a while. He should thank god for special effects because he wouldn't last a minute in a real fight. (OW you bwoke ma nose!) Pffft.
Don't any of you guys ever watch A&E?
angst
#20
Posted 20 February 2006 - 10:29 PM