A little joke I thought would be funny
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 01:18 PM
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:19 AM
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 01:47 PM
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 05:43 PM
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 05:53 PM
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 05:55 PM
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 10:55 PM
thus my motto "Love Kills Lust is more Fun"
#12
Posted 21 February 2006 - 11:44 PM
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:55 AM
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:59 AM
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:05 AM
#16
Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:22 AM
mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one
jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you
spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from
all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half
gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even
date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the
same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring
and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it
actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell
you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and
have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
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In response... The male perspective on the same issue ...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually
mean...)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it
actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:13 AM
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:37 PM
#19
Posted 23 February 2006 - 02:26 AM
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 03:04 AM